adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

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chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

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huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

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yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

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babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

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disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

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that-awkward-moment-when-i:

If you’re sad this is the best post to make you smile

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durbikins:

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.

durbikins:

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.

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